HADRON Watch - We're all going to die

Unfounded rumors and outright lies. If just one ends up true, though, we will all die.
November 16
love-and-radiation: inothernews: In their new movie, the Muppets appear to visit the Large Hadron Collider. I mean, look at this. Careful, Muppets. That’s the face of death, and it’s 17 miles long. 

love-and-radiation:

inothernews:

In their new movie, the Muppets appear to visit the Large Hadron Collider.

I mean, look at this.

Careful, Muppets. That’s the face of death, and it’s 17 miles long. 

November 3
capotetdawg: gregrutter: 8bitfuture: New laser will tear the fabric of space. Plans are underway in Europe to build a new laser which would be the most powerful in the world. The laser will be 200 times more powerful than the current top lasers, and would be equivalent to the power received by the Earth from the sun focused onto a speck smaller than a tip of a pin.   Contrary to popular belief, a vacuum is not devoid of material but in fact fizzles with tiny mysterious particles that pop in and out of existence, but at speeds so fast that no one has been able to prove they exist. The Extreme Light Infrastructure Ultra-High Field Facility would produce a laser so intense that scientists say it would allow them to reveal these particles for the first time by pulling this vacuum “fabric” apart. They also believe it could even allow them to prove whether extra-dimensions exist.   The £1 billion project is due to be completed by the end of this decade. APPROVED! SHIP IT!   Oh good. WE’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY NOW

capotetdawg:

gregrutter:

8bitfuture:

New laser will tear the fabric of space.

Plans are underway in Europe to build a new laser which would be the most powerful in the world. The laser will be 200 times more powerful than the current top lasers, and would be equivalent to the power received by the Earth from the sun focused onto a speck smaller than a tip of a pin.

 

Contrary to popular belief, a vacuum is not devoid of material but in fact fizzles with tiny mysterious particles that pop in and out of existence, but at speeds so fast that no one has been able to prove they exist.

The Extreme Light Infrastructure Ultra-High Field Facility would produce a laser so intense that scientists say it would allow them to reveal these particles for the first time by pulling this vacuum “fabric” apart.

They also believe it could even allow them to prove whether extra-dimensions exist.

 

The £1 billion project is due to be completed by the end of this decade.

APPROVED! SHIP IT! 

 Oh good.

WE’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY NOW

(Source: telegraph.co.uk)

March 16
“ If the latest theory of Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho is right, the Large Hadron Collider – the world’s largest atom smasher that started regular operation last year – could be the first machine capable causing matter to travel backwards in time.

Large Hadron Collider could be world’s first time machine

Sometimes living in the future is pretty cool.

(via occultist)

Yeah, annihilation is “cool.”

(via occultist)
March 31
Get a look at the CERN Webcams

le-tigre:

bertthebear:

See what’s going on inside the LHC right now! Maybe something interesting will happen?

Oh dear.

Stare into the void …
March 30
filigree: taf: I don’t know what any of this means, but look at the enthusiasm. Doomsday Clock for the 21st Century

filigree:

taf:

I don’t know what any of this means, but look at the enthusiasm.

Doomsday Clock for the 21st Century

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Hadron Collider breakthrough as beams collide

periodic-meltdowns:

Hurray!

Hurray is wrong. It is become HADRON, destroyer of existence.
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lefan: puscic:skiribilla:gravitazero Event recorded by CMS Experiment have seen collisions!!!!!!!!!!! Experiments are collecting their first physics data - historic moment here! Watch the webcast, look at the photos - all live! CERN on twitter also, CERN webcam This is the way the world endsNot with a bang but a whimper.

lefan:

puscic:skiribilla:gravitazero

Event recorded by CMS

Experiment have seen collisions!!!!!!!!!!!

Experiments are collecting their first physics data - historic moment here! Watch the webcast, look at the photos - all live!

CERN on twitter

also, CERN webcam

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
November 23
Photos of the murder weapon of an entire planet
November 6
The bird and bread crumb that saved existence

Yesterday the Large Hadron Collider overheated, but it wasn’t because of a software error or terrorism. It was because a bird dropped a piece of bread onto some outdoor equipment.
October 14
(via juliasegal) This might be funny if it weren’t for the thought of all life as we know it ending.

(via juliasegal) This might be funny if it weren’t for the thought of all life as we know it ending.