HADRON Watch - We're all going to die
The bird and bread crumb that saved existence
Yesterday the Large Hadron Collider overheated, but it wasn’t because of a software error or terrorism. It was because a bird dropped a piece of bread onto some outdoor equipment.
(via juliasegal) This might be funny if it weren’t for the thought of all life as we know it ending.
HADRON - Self-loathing doombringer?
It should be remarked that we predicted this.
You know who likes HADRON? Al-Qaeda.
Haven’t heard of them? Well, they hate freedom. So does LHC.
Born in Kenya, or born in another universe?
Giant Particle Collider Struggles
I hope it’s tachyons working to save the universe from the inevitable destruction HADRON will cause.
Alpinekat, you’re glib. You don’t even understand what mini-black holes are going to do to our existence. HADRON will kill us all.
