November 2011
2 posts
March 2011
1 post
“If the latest theory of Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho is right, the Large Hadron...”
– Large Hadron Collider could be world’s first time machine
Sometimes living in the future is pretty cool.
(via occultist)
Yeah, annihilation is “cool.”
Get a look at the CERN Webcams →
le-tigre:
bertthebear:
See what’s going on inside the LHC right now! Maybe something interesting will happen?
Oh dear.
Stare into the void …
Hadron Collider breakthrough as beams collide →
periodic-meltdowns:
Hurray!
Hurray is wrong. It is become HADRON, destroyer of existence.
November 2009
2 posts
Photos of the murder weapon of an entire planet →
The bird and bread crumb that saved existence →
Yesterday the Large Hadron Collider overheated, but it wasn’t because of a software error or terrorism. It was because a bird dropped a piece of bread onto some outdoor equipment.
October 2009
3 posts
HADRON - Self-loathing doombringer? →
It should be remarked that we predicted this.
You know who likes HADRON? Al-Qaeda. →
Haven’t heard of them? Well, they hate freedom. So does LHC.
September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
1 post
Giant Particle Collider Struggles →
I hope it’s tachyons working to save the universe from the inevitable destruction HADRON will cause.
June 2009
1 post
May 2009
6 posts
Somewhere, the HADRON waits for the NIF to begin... →
WatchKurzweil seems not to realize that another singularity is going to render all of this null and void. Hint: not even light escapes it.
“[The HADRON] poses an even greater threat than al Qaeda in terms of national...”
– Redacted portions of the recently released Department of Homeland Security memos regarding domestic terrorism.
Three ways the Large Hadron Collider will get us. →
April 2009
5 posts
“It’s difficult to estimate the true impact of [the Large Hadron Collider]....”
– Jorge Ferguson, CERN project administrator and particle physicist
The LHC is responsible for the pig flu
According to reports by esteemed theoretical biophysics scientists, the flu formerly known as Swine Flu was created in the future, attaching itself to tachyon particles emanating from minature black holes and thus slowly travelling backwards in time until infecting us today and throughout history. Thus, it eventually mutates into the Spanish Flu.